英文情書

Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐

From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 。

I think l should introduce myself to you. 我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25 我叫李大偉 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 ( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

Like Your people 喜歡妳的人